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My love for you was heaven sent
I'm your lady and you're my gent
Joined at the hip
Others will quip
Us being together was truly meant
I'm your lady and you're my gent
Joined at the hip
Others will quip
Us being together was truly meant
There was a young lad called Fred
Who liked lots of Jam on his bread
He rotted his teeth
To the gums underneath
Now you can't make out a word that he's said.
Who liked lots of Jam on his bread
He rotted his teeth
To the gums underneath
Now you can't make out a word that he's said.
So lazy was black cat Pandora
She was known as the loud snoozing snorer
Caused the bedroom to shake
Keeeping others awake
While she slept peacefully amidst the plethora
She was known as the loud snoozing snorer
Caused the bedroom to shake
Keeeping others awake
While she slept peacefully amidst the plethora
Unlucky Lulu from Honolulu
Liked to ride the waves
A great big ripper
Curled and dipped her
Alas she couldn't be saved
Liked to ride the waves
A great big ripper
Curled and dipped her
Alas she couldn't be saved
Harry wears his kilt with pride
And doesn't ever try to hide
His true Scotsman status
Which he thinks is the greatest
When with many whiskeys he is plied
And doesn't ever try to hide
His true Scotsman status
Which he thinks is the greatest
When with many whiskeys he is plied
